Once seen, Tom Cruise’s enormo fake bum can never be unseen
You might not remember the movie but there’s no forgetting this scene anymore.
hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017
Here it is in action.
— Nick Snow (@nicksnow) August 21, 2017
and just fyi i'm aware it's a padded stunt-butt. i do not care. it is still beautiful and hilarious.
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017
but is it TOO juicy?
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017
he does his own stunts, people wear ass pads all the time, but it's the SHEER EXTREMITY of the rump's robustness that jacks this up
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 21, 2017
could be CGI
— jamison (@jhermann) August 21, 2017
And if you’re really, really into Tom’s backside, here’s the first six minutes of the movie. Blink and you’ll – actually, forget that, there’s no way you’re going to miss it now.
…I have had the same theory about a single shot of Tobey Maguire in SPIDER-MAN for some time. pic.twitter.com/A99EDV8gfW
— Kris Pigna (@KrisPigna) August 21, 2017
I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side
— Sega Tape 🌹 (@SegaTape) August 21, 2017