A-level results day: the 13 funniest comments and bits of advice
It’s A-Levels results day! The perfect day for people to roll out the gags – and there’s 13 of the very best:
1.
Don't worry if your results are bad, Jeremy Corbyn will reopen the mines
— Jolyon Rees-Mogg (@blueliberal1) August 13, 2015
2.
My #ALevelResults were reasonable and now I run a Thomas the Tank Engine reactions account on Twitter.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.— Thomas Reactions (@Thomas_Reacts) August 18, 2016
3.
Prince Charles only got two A-levels, one B and one C. And he got into Cambridge! Don't be disheartened!
— Primly Stable (@PrimlyStable) August 14, 2014
4.
My nephew wants to study English Literature at university but has been told he needs two Bs or not two Bs.
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) August 16, 2016
5.
Jeremy Clarkson has tweeted he got a C and a U at A-level. Halfway there.
— Steve Doherty (@SteveDoherty1) August 18, 2016
6.
Don't worry if your A-Levels aren't what you were hoping for: an adulthood of creeping tragedy awaits everyone, regardless of results.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 18, 2016
7.
Back in my day we did not have A Levels. You were left in the woods from the age of 5 to 18 and if you survived that was your prize.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) August 17, 2016
8.
I didn't do A-levels and it didn't do me any ham.
— cluedont (@cluedont) August 18, 2016
9.
Got their A levels:
Hitler
Stalin
Piers Morgan
Didn't get their A levels:
Harambe.The case against A levels proven.
— Cuck Norris (@twlldun) August 18, 2016
10.
Results aren't everything ! A didnt do highers n look at me, am…..well am unemployed right noo but am sound as fuck
— Lee Pyper (@LeePyper1) August 6, 2013
11.
I did A Levels on the subjects of:
Sweden
Pop/disco music
Eurovision Song Contest winners
White satin flaresI got ABBA.#alevelresults
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 18, 2016
12.
I remember when I got my A Level results. Twitter wasn't around then so we all had to spend all day calling up journos and celebs for advice
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) August 18, 2016
13.
For anyone worried about their A-level results remember that it's too late to stop climate change & most of you will die fighting for water
— R o b M a n u e l (@robmanuel) August 17, 2016
AND FINALLY, REMEMBER:
Middle aged people who did A levels decades ago: today is not about you.
— Philip Cowley (@philipjcowley) August 18, 2016
Source: Twitter/@hugorifkind
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