People are sharing “fake British facts” which are both funny and (might) confuse visitors
Yes, people who do Twitter hashtags are at it again with #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts – coming up with ridiculous facts for the amusement of others and here’s 16 of the best:
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It takes 30,000 litres of paint and 5 months to complete painting the White Cliffs of Dover. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts pic.twitter.com/DqivHqvbBC
— rebecca hardy (@teamhardy2000) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts If you speak British English very loudly & slowly abroad, it will automatically translate into the local language.
— Rose (@SwissMinx) August 13, 2017
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A brexit is when you exit a restaurant without paying for your breakfast #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) August 13, 2017
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#awfullybritishfakefacts It's mandatory to learn how to queue other wise you fail your GCSEs in the UK.
— Nyx Fairway (@Nyx_Fairway) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
Every 48 seconds a UK citizen disappears in IKEA and is never seen again.— Steven (@steve_d24) August 13, 2017
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All Londoners sound like the they're off Eastenders #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Helen (@chrissie17031) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts all British born children must be proficient with a kettle and tea spoon by the age of 1 or face abandonment
— koal Runeic (@KoalRune) August 13, 2017
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Approximately 500 000 tourists die each year after failing to mind the gap between the train and the platform #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Think. (@dalstondoll) August 13, 2017
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The English civil war was actually about whether you add milk first or after the tea. #awfullybritishfakefacts
— screamingguns (@screamingguns) August 13, 2017
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There are only 2 position's in the UK karma Sutra. Missionary with socks and Missionary without socks.
— Because Lee (@RevivalLee1) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts there are more cups of tea in Britain than people
— Dilly Williams (@dash_dilly) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
Swans will not only break your arms but your heart too…— Chris Peacock (@chapmanj100) August 13, 2017
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts We have a 'Summer' season
— MissD (@Now8Miss) August 13, 2017
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#awfullybritishfakefacts England can win the world cup this time
— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) August 13, 2017
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The queue to take the British Citizenship test, IS the test.#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) August 13, 2017
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Statues have been banned in Britain for 165 years after a 500 person queue formed behind one in 1852. 3 people died.#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Phlegm Clandango❄ (@Cain_Unable) August 13, 2017
Do you have any face facts? Stick them in the comments on social media.
