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This Twitter account thinks up better names for everyday objects and it’s genuinely rather amusing actually

Normal Bates. Updated August 8th, 2017

We’re loving this Twitter account @CorrectNames, in fact we’re a bit envious that we didn’t think of it ourselves.

Such a simple concept: pick a ordinary object and think up a better, more correct name.

We’ve read them all and picked 18 of our favourites.

1. Yummy! Looking forward to planting these delicious “Bagel Seeds”


2. Ideal for celebs, it’s the “Limousine Dog”


3. So thirsty. Can’t wait to drink some “Snowman Blood”


4. Lashing of “Cereal Sauce” all over my cereal please mum


5. ARGH! IT’S A “DANGER NOODLE!”


6. Choo choo goes the “Latey McLateface”


7. Brum Brum! Can’t wait to go out and see my friends on my “Acoustic Motorcycle”


8. Oi “Beach Chicken”, you’re not having my chips!


9. What’s that mummy? Is it a “Barcode Cow”? Yes son, that’s right


10. Mate – can I borrow your “Apple Juice” I’ve left mine at home


11. Love to get to sleep at night counting “Land Clouds”


12. I love to go to the park to feed the “Water Chicken”


13. Bit parched here, how about some “Boneless Ice”


14. Everyone’s favourite breakfast “Raw Toast”


15. I love it when my mum buys “Temporary Balloon” mixture


16. If you’re happy and you know it stamp your “Floor Hands”!


17. Pity about the “Homeless Snail”


18. Yum. Lashing of “Bread Moisturiser” on my bread please mum


Brilliant isn’t it? And if you want to play along in the comments then please do.

We want to hear YOUR new names for ordinary things.