World War 3? No, people are more concerned that this looks like a masturbating squirrel
A recent poll found 76% of Americans are worried the US will become engaged in a major war in the next four years – but people seem more concerned with the fact this picture looks like a squirrel at the point of ejaculation.
NBC News poll: American fears of war grow: https://t.co/H7rvJc2I6A pic.twitter.com/NHT50fPDT9
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) July 18, 2017
tell me this doesn't look like a squirrel cumming https://t.co/qguhuNSgcc
— RMJ=H (@rmj_equals_hero) July 18, 2017
Is it me or does this look like a masturbating squirrel?
— Dr. Chim Richalds (@MrSportsAreLife) July 18, 2017
That squirrel is busting a massive nut
— Lucky's Pipe (@JaesDreads99) July 18, 2017
Rub one out for 'merica!
— Dwayne Wilson (@Mekklesack) July 18, 2017
The real news here is that a news organization published a missile launch that looks like a squirrel with a rager
— Tweets by Mattâ„¢ (@TheFakeMattO) July 19, 2017
I've heard that dogs had red rockets but not squirrels
— Peter (@moo4football) July 19, 2017
judging by the replies i would say our concerns are elsewhere
— DARE STATS (@Dare_Stats) July 18, 2017
It even inspired someone to create this wonderful work of art, called “squirrel blasting off”.
Hopefully we’ll all be still chuckling about this as we stagger across the irradiated wastelands looking for the last tin of baked beans.