Know any new parents? Buy them this magazine and watch them dissolve into tears
No, it’s not a parody. Someone really does publish this magazine, and people really do (presumably) buy it.
This looks like the most joyless magazine I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/TzB8MaDLKx
— Laura Barton (@missbarton) July 16, 2017
I genuinely thought this was a parody. Apparently it is on sale in actual newsagents. https://t.co/6bf0NYTF3Q
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) July 17, 2017
Hard to choose a favourite coverline, but it’s probably this one.
Self-sufficient mother: “I will write three poems, organise a protest, email the prime minister and do all our farm chores.”
Yes, but what are you going to do AFTER lunch?
This isn't a parody?
— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) July 16, 2017
For sale in the health food shop in Stratford Westfield…
— Laura Barton (@missbarton) July 16, 2017
It’s unlikely to be as entertaining as the things people are saying about it on Twitter.
That's the look of a man overthinking every aspect of parenthood and not drinking heavily enough.
— Colin Richardson (@feejin) July 17, 2017
He's a guy wishing he'd just got a handjob at Download instead.
— Baz (@bazlyons) July 16, 2017
what's wrong with just sitting in your dressing-gown all day picking your nose and watching Come Dine With Me? pic.twitter.com/U1yCAXdoZC
— katie (@pipterino) July 17, 2017
I do not believe they know how to get children into comedy
— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) July 16, 2017
Please don't. pic.twitter.com/KRsZ9m8q7A
— Chris Tierney (@stunt_penguin) July 17, 2017
It gets really entertaining around Christmas time. They really hit their peak around then
— Stephen Collins (@stephen_collins) July 16, 2017
Lots of hyper pass-agg advice on how to win at/hate Xmas. I remember one tip was to invent and worship your own family deity
— Stephen Collins (@stephen_collins) July 16, 2017
But they answered the question, "how many shades of green can we fit on a magazine cover?"
— Paul Bridgewater (@paulbridgewater) July 16, 2017
Main question about this: WHEN? Do green parents have twice the time the rest of us do? pic.twitter.com/lGuYZAUf69
— Clementine Wallop (@CWallop) July 17, 2017