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This person discovering that they’ve not been reading Harry Potter but fan fiction is a wild ride from beginning to end


“Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he’s read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.” says @Shelzhang.


“I had to burst his bubble about Ginny and Draco, unfortunately.” says @Shelzhang.

“A handy guide to recognizing fanfic: Lots of sex=probably fanfic.” says @Shelzhang.

“I think this is the point when he started having a breakdown” says @Shelzhang.

“Yes, hindsight is 20/20” says @Shelzhang.

“It’s good to know that fanfic is responsible about sex ed. I think.” notes @Shelzhang.

“Some stuff that wasn’t quite true, but wasn’t…exactly not true? Also, LOL at Harry getting all muscled from running. Very detailed.” says @Shelzhang.

“Nobody spoil what happens with Snape, ok?” writes @Shelzhang.

“When you slowly get won over by the fanfic” notes @Shelzhang.

“Reality sinks in” says @Shelzhang.

“And then you start wondering if you’d rather just live in the delusion” writes @Shelzhang.

“Omg I lost it at ‘The wizarding age of consent is 15’ and spent three full minutes laughing at each subsequent line” notes @Fierah.
Source: Twitter/@shelzhang