‘Melania won’t give him her phone number so he sends all his texts on Twitter’
As Donald Trump’s tweets go, this was an unusually fact based one. Plus, it didn’t really feel like a tweet at all.
Getting ready to leave for Poland, after which I will travel to Germany for the G-20. Will be back on Saturday.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2017
In fact, it felt more like a text message, as pointed out by @keetpotato on Twitter.
I’m off to town for a bit to get some bits and a trim, then Saturday I might pop to B and Q #plans
— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) July 5, 2017
That said if I wanted a thick plank I could just go to the Whitehouse instead of B and Q
— Shaun Keaveny (@shaunwkeaveny) July 5, 2017