Your 11-tweet guide to the Tories’ new poster fogey, Jacob Rees-Mogg

In the parallel universe that is becoming increasingly tricky to tell apart from our own, Jacob Rees-Mogg is being talked about as someone who might be worthy of your serious consideration.

AKA the normalisation of the 1920 continues apace.

Here’s your 11-tweet guide to the Tory MP who is exactly half the age you suspect he might be.

1.

Conservative MP Jacob Rees Mogg has announced the birth of his sixth child, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher pic.twitter.com/eYlmiJxJLB

— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) July 5, 2017

2.

Pretty certain Wes Anderson is directing Jacob Rees-Mogg's Instagram account pic.twitter.com/ADZQXJgrNK

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 2, 2017

3.

Guess who's Jacob Rees-Mogg's least-favourite child… pic.twitter.com/msiXAbzIz4

— Leonardo Carella (@leonardocarella) July 2, 2017

4.

Jacob Rees Mogg seems to be some kind of unrelenting fuck machine.

— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) July 5, 2017

5.

"Thank you Mr Speaker and may I say how delighted I am with your updated guidance on Commons attire" (h/t @wallaceme) pic.twitter.com/2G9CdlxABc

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) July 5, 2017

6.

Your Jacob Rees Mogg kid's names = first name + surname of your history & english teachers hyphenated + the last home county you visited.

— Chris Godfrey (@ChrisPJGodfrey) July 5, 2017

7.

Get your Jacob Rees Mogg daughter name by taking the name of one of your mum's friends, and not giving it a second thought.

— .cow (@shoutsatcows) July 5, 2017