Man goes viral 2,000 years after Vesuvius destroyed Pompeii and it’s all rather unfortunate
Spare a thought for this chap who was minding his own business in the Roman town of Pompeii in 79AD when, well, you can guess what happened next.
1,938 years later, and this happens.
Masturbating man, Pompeii, 79 CE pic.twitter.com/EPA2b17Vmd
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) July 2, 2017
He died holding his loved ones.
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) July 2, 2017
He held on till the very end……great man
— EfeTobore (@tobasamuels) July 2, 2017
He was an early socialist. He seized the means of production.
— Rev. Bob Hartley, BA (@FuturaStalkee) July 2, 2017
Roman thought process: volcano’s gone off, gods are angry, we’re all doomed to a fiery choking death. May as well have a wank before we go.
— Angry Exile (@AngryExile) July 2, 2017
*When she leaves you to evacuate and you didn’t finish but you ain’t about to run outside with a hard*
— Ulises (@Patch707) July 2, 2017
*When she wanna evacuate but you tryna ejaculate*
— Yuki (@ShadeYuki) July 2, 2017
A Good Day to Die Hard
Bruce Willis— Cognitive Product (@_eknock) July 2, 2017
This man saw his entire world crumbling to fire and ash and decided to crank one out before facing eternity. Legend. https://t.co/KSBhPXfVOB
— Andre (@andredoesthings) July 2, 2017
To soon
— BobbyPortman (@BobbytheRed) July 2, 2017
Except, unfortunately for him, he couldn’t come soon enough.
