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There’s something weird about the official photo David Cameron has chosen for the Downing Street staircase

So David Cameron has chosen his official portrait photo to hang in the Downing Street staircase.

What struck us was how different the left side of his face looks from his right.

So we copied the left hand side and stuck it on the right and we got …

The manager of your local Currys.

And then we copied the right hand side and stuck it on the left.

And we got a bloke off Crimewatch.

Time for a lie down, probably.