19 times Manchester city centre police were the top cops on Twitter

One day all police Twitter feeds will be like this. Maybe.

1.

999 at 5am; Man says he has 3 grams of cocaine and wants us to come and arrest him. Tells us "best hurry up, before I snort it all."

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) July 12, 2016

2.

Thankfully, 999s yesterday to loud bangs heard in NQ, was a hen party in a flat where balloons were being popped on a 'Butler in the buff'

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) June 3, 2017

3.

999 at 11pm from man complaining that he gave 3 men a £10 note so they could use it to take cocaine, and when they finished they kept it

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 16, 2017

4.

Man arrested Drunk & Disorderly throwing hamburger at police horse on @ManCity v @celticfc got £90 fine. Horse remains in stable condition

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) December 7, 2016

5.

If you come home to find door smashed in and your Spice, machete + £££ gone, don't worry, you've not been burgled – it was us. Get in touch pic.twitter.com/d9eIAL0KEf

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) May 10, 2017

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999 now from man complaining that cocaine he brought off 2 men isn't very good and he wants to report them for fraud. We're not going…

— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) December 19, 2015