Finally, a fashion solution for smuggling meat this summer

The “loong sleeve bikini set” (their spelling, not ours) from designer Amir Slama provides a fashionable solution to a problem many forward-thinking women have in the summer.

Yes, finally a swimsuit that allows me to sneak a ham poolside. pic.twitter.com/LHN2RP1UNx

— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) May 29, 2017

It seems to have gone down as well as the see-through plastic jeans.

@Manda_like_wine yes because every woman wants one tanned arm, and one arm that is as pale as copy paper

— Kermanetherunner (@KermaneB) May 29, 2017

@Manda_like_wine Skin cancer everywhere except my left arm?! Sign me up!

— Ubersmaug (@ubersmaug) May 29, 2017

@Manda_like_wine @audipenny pic.twitter.com/Kk4uffHIc9

— Drew Hurdle (@drew_hurdle) May 29, 2017

Sure, it was mocked – but it also has a few other uses.

@Manda_like_wine No, that's definitely not a sword up my sleeve (🗡)

— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) May 29, 2017

@Manda_like_wine @vivatramp And a baguette, a bottle of wine.

— Gem (@themothercooker) May 29, 2017

@Manda_like_wine The sleeve is perfect for slow, full length mouth wipes in between bites of BBQ chicken wings

— Bob Ferrapuhls🍜🍥 (@bob_ferrapuhls) May 29, 2017

@Manda_like_wine Also very good for stealing traffic cones

— Garreth Hayes (@garrethhayes) May 30, 2017