#Britishthreatlevels was the funniest and most British response ever
The UK terror threat level was raised to ‘critical’ in the wake of the Manchester bombing and Brits responded in the most British way possible on Twitter.
Want to know what REALLY scares British people?
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#BritishThreatLevels “would you mind sharing this table?”
— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) May 24, 2017
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“Now for a team-building exercise.” #BritishThreatLevels
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) May 24, 2017
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#BritishThreatLevels Someone you’ve said goodbye to turns out to be going in the same direction as you
— Margo (@MargoJMilne) May 24, 2017
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Making tea, with the milk in first #BritishThreatLevelspic.twitter.com/2IAcLjxDLu
— Sophia Cannon (@SophiaCannon) May 24, 2017
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You couldn’t make out what someone said, so asked them to repeat it, but you still didn’t quite catch it. #BritishThreatLevels
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) May 24, 2017
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#BritishThreatLevels “let’s all go around the table and say a little bit about ourselves”
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) May 24, 2017
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“I’m just going to have to change the barrel” #BritishThreatLevels
— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) May 24, 2017
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#BritishThreatLevelspic.twitter.com/3fqETaAFvN
— Lily (@lilyallen) May 24, 2017
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Seeing someone from work on your way in to work. #BritishThreatLevels
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) May 24, 2017
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The person next to you on the train constantly texting with their keyboard clicks still on. #BritishThreatLevels
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 24, 2017
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“Sorry, I think you’re in our seats?”#BritishThreatLevels
— Wardy LIVE (@td_ward) May 24, 2017
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Running out of ways to say thank you when a stranger holds open three or more doors in a row #BritishThreatLevels
— Rohan (@Chops8592) May 24, 2017
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#BritishThreatLevels – Dress Code: Smart Casual
— DJMonster (@8SteEst8) May 24, 2017
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Not quite catching someone’s name, meaning that you will be forced to call them ‘mate’ from here to eternity.#BritishThreatLevels
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) May 24, 2017
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“Great, I’m heading in the same direction.” #BritishThreatLevels
— Flic Everett (@fliceverett) May 24, 2017
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When someone waves at you in the street and you wave back only to realise they’re waving at the person behind you. #BritishThreatLevels
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 24, 2017
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‘I’d Like to Add you to My Professional Network on LinkedIn’ #BritishThreatLevels
— James Manning (@JamesManning) May 24, 2017