So this is a real headline
Time recently published an article called “Donald Trump After Hours” and his love of big TVs, TiVo and… extra pudding.
“The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce.
At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.”
People weren’t happy with either the two scoops situation or the current state of journalism.
Real things CNN is saying: "Next up, why Donald Trump has two scoops of ice cream when everyone else has one." We're doomed.
— Alison Roberts (@alisonr129) May 11, 2017
Trump supporter: Finally, an alpha male in the White House, suck on it libtards.
Trump:I get two scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets one— Desi (@DesiJed) May 11, 2017
Trump gets 2 scoops of Ice Cream while everyone else at his table in the White House gets 1 scoop. This is a spoiled child, not a President.
— Jenius (@PersianCeltic) May 12, 2017
Donnie Two Scoops
— vineyille (@vineyille) May 11, 2017
@TheDailyShow Trump really is the kind of guy who would become president just so he could get more ice cream than everyone else.
— Gwen C. Katz (@gwenckatz) May 11, 2017
Trump: Pence, come here. I have something urgent to show you.
Pence: Is it about ice cream again, Mr. President?
Trump: No. pic.twitter.com/j7KDXa6mqt
— Half An Onion (@HalfOnionInABag) May 11, 2017
Maybe Trump is just paying a weird tribute to the greatest American Gladiators contestant who ever existed, Wesley “2 Scoops” Berry?
Or maybe Trump’s just a greedy little boy. You decide!
