This summer’s must-have holiday accessory – the giant floating turd emoji

Be the star of the pool with this giant floating poop emoji. You’ve never seen a floater this big.

“Outrageously fun, this giant poop emoji pool flat will make sure that all eyes are on you at the next summer party.”

It certainly will.

“Enjoy the sun in elegance and style. Bet you are probably thinking about the funny photos that will add carefree memories to your albums and picture frames.”

We certainly are.

Why not combine it with this giant high heel shoe, then you really can have shit on the bottom of your shoe in the pool!

Still if that’s not your style, what about one of these?

Comedy pizza

Comedy smiley

Comedy pretzel!

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Oh, please yourselves.