People are taking the piss out of Liam Gallagher’s new LP and it’s glorious
The NME has posed the question “What will the new Liam Gallagher album sound like?” and people are gloriously taking the piss.
This from Kathy Burke is fabulous: 
And here’s 18 other bits of fine mockery.
1.
An angry northern man having a very long argument in a car park. https://t.co/NfpdrCCUZn
— young worm❣️ (@FluffCustard) April 25, 2017
2.
I hope there's at least one angry song about hairdressers https://t.co/hkQM0LXcbN
— Gav (@miracleofsound) April 25, 2017
3.
*Looks for GIF of wounded bear falling into drum kit. https://t.co/Yz0b2xvIXd
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot) April 25, 2017
4.
Like your second uncle who can't let go of the 90s and stinks of Stella Artios wanking over his reflection on the mirror. https://t.co/Eavbf85Elf
— The Fash Gang (@TheFashGang) May 4, 2017
5.
Like Ken Livingstone shouting "Hitler!" in a disabled toilet? https://t.co/9v6TwIEq9H
— Cazique of Poyais (@distantcities) April 25, 2017
6.
Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria. https://t.co/8gvddPTWB5
— Davey Six-Toes (@HutchinsonDave) April 25, 2017
7.
A 12 hour shift in a call centre, with a heavy cold, when you've got to put your mum in a home the next day. https://t.co/EiopG1UvYc
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 25, 2017
8.
Hard Brexit. https://t.co/EiopG1UvYc
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 25, 2017
9.
Like a massive arsehole trying to sound like the Beatles? https://t.co/qaDrqTTdnX
— sarto mutiny (@SartoMutiny) April 25, 2017
10.
Pick any albums by Ringo Starr or Bill Wyman, get drunk, then splice them together https://t.co/jic3lBHJgV
— Bit Harsh m8 (@awelder) April 25, 2017
11.
A guide dog being mown down by a spluttering tractor. https://t.co/EiopG1UvYc
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 25, 2017
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Like Ian Brown shat himself and started crying in Argos. https://t.co/jDMIWhS5Kd
— Greig (@GreigR85) April 25, 2017
And finally here’s a few more from the comments:
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45 minutes of the word “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine”14.
Like an album allergic to music.15.
From this picture, a leprechaun needing a new wig16.
Professor Stephen Hawking getting beheaded17.
That time my cutlery drawer fell out and landed on the cat.18.
Like silence coloured in.
