Good news! The frog painted on Trump’s chin is now taking over as President
Things are really starting to look much better in the US with this strong new leader.
BREAKING: Frog Painted on His Mouth Announced He is Now in Complete Control of "This Horrendous Meat Sack". pic.twitter.com/S2p2SathWy
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
BREAKING: After googling "Donald Trump", President Frog Apologizes to "Those Who Were Hurt by this Vile Host". Promises To "Do Better". pic.twitter.com/seZBZ4BOfz
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
BREAKING: President Frog Announces US Will Do "Everything We Can" to Fight Climate Change. "We Must Protect The Swamp, I Have Family There." pic.twitter.com/qDpjQsOZU2
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
BREAKING: President Frog Slays Press Conference With Well Rehearsed Weekend At Bernies Impression. Announces He Will Legalize Marijuana. pic.twitter.com/DPUB7scbkm
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
BREAKING: President Frog is @Time's Being of the Year. He told reporters "I'm only doing what any frog painted on a man's face would do." pic.twitter.com/swWCLAkYHb
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
BREAKING: President Frog's approval rating reaches record high after successfully passing Universal Healthcare. #Frogcare pic.twitter.com/O4MNbGdQbS
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 3, 2017
And a depressing final thought from the creator:
It seems like a joke, but how far are we from Trump walking out with a frog painted on his face that later becomes his dominant personality? https://t.co/GDybcDId20
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) May 2, 2017
We give it a week?
