If Theresa May can’t negotiate a cone of chips, what hope Brexit?
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a politician’s suitability for office can be judged entirely on their ability to eat fast food, preferably outdoors.
Two years after Ed Miliband lost his dignity trying to eat a bacon sandwich, Theresa May suffered a similar form of torture when she was handed a cone of chips, while “campaigning” in Cornwall today.
For those of a sensitive disposition, look away now.
We’re assuming she’s eaten chips before, just never out of a cone, and certainly not with a wooden fork.
how does Theresa May manage to look so constantly annoyed, I mean she’s eating chips there, chips are happy food, come on pic.twitter.com/7S7y9rkq3h
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 2, 2017
“Mrs May please eat normally”
“this human food does not please me”
“Milliband lost the election for eating things wrong”
“SILENCE” pic.twitter.com/Qv5gPdSmj2— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 2, 2017
Someone gave Theresa May a portion of chips and it looks like she’s doing a bushtucker trial pic.twitter.com/ZY2eWrcruH
— Evan Bartlett (@ev_bartlett) May 2, 2017
“I love these tasty human potato sticks”
“Chips, Theresa, they are called…”
“STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS” pic.twitter.com/XQfJoJCPZi
— Parker (@panoparker) May 2, 2017
Theresa May, seen here exuding genuine enjoyment of human food pic.twitter.com/4v7Pbi5Tag
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) May 2, 2017
The thing is, Theresa May will be from a background where eating chips in the street is considered vulgar. That makes it even funnier.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) May 2, 2017
Looks like Theresa May got a cone of chips, but no fish, no pasty. You’re in Cornwall. For the love of god! pic.twitter.com/gmMNJMN6xi
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) May 2, 2017
Find someone who looks at you the way Theresa May does when she’s enjoying chips. pic.twitter.com/iKO7mvlMS7
— Dan Atkinson (@Danatkinson) May 2, 2017
The moment May lost the election, it will be reported, was when her face announced to the British people that she didn’t really like chips. https://t.co/qfPhXzRYXy
— Michael Sellars (@Michael_Sellars) May 2, 2017
SHOCK as Theresa May is seen eating human brains in public. pic.twitter.com/Ce6nfLAVGL
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 2, 2017
Here’s that Sun front page two years ago, in case you’ve forgotten.
Save our bacon: Keep Ed and his porkies OUT http://t.co/PFHOKe4eOi pic.twitter.com/8I2it1m20n
— The Sun (@TheSun) May 6, 2015
Oh, Ed.
