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Topshop launches see-through plastic jeans. Whatever you do, don’t go commando

Topshop has gone full-on Emperor’s New Clothes with this must-have addition to your spring and summer wardrobe.

[quote by=”XX” cited=”XX”]”Think outside the box with these out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans – guaranteed to get people talking.”[/quote]

That’s right Topshop. And you know what they’ll be saying? You’re an idiot.

[quote by=”XX” cited=”XX”]”In a straight leg cut, they feature classic pockets detailing and are cropped at the ankle bone.

“Ideal as a statement piece for a festival or costume party, take the look to the extreme with a bikini and sequin jacket or dress down, layered under an oversized jumper or asymmetric hem dress.”[/quote]

Yep, you’re an idiot.

£55, ladies and gentlemen.

I guess we should have seen it coming. Two months ago they launched these jeans with transparent knee patches.

Whatever you do, don’t go commando.