People on Twitter are playing a #SuggestapolicyforUKIP game and it’s funny as hell
The usual lot on Twitter including @Danrholden are playing a fun game of thinking up UKIP policies and the results are pretty funny.
Here’s 17 more of their best.
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#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
Ban croissants
German Shepherds to start paying tax
Mecca Bingo to be deported
No fun
Ale for all school children— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 24, 2017
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Ensure all members are labelled correctly in any photographs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/CMFrSTy7Ok
— Dr Jez Phillips (@drjezphillips) April 24, 2017
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No hijabs for jam jars #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/SW851fWYLF
— TheGeographer (@c9shark) April 24, 2017
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All Indian restaurants must have bangers and mash on the menu #SuggestapolicyforUKIP
— Dave cunny (@cunndv) April 24, 2017
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Extend the character count on Twitter so supporters can prefix every tweet with "I'm not being racist but" #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Chris Thompson (@MrChris_T) April 24, 2017
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British chips for British shoulders. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/hi6AVbTlSY
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) April 24, 2017
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June 23rd to be called St Nigel's Day, where people celebrate by writing lies on the side of a bus #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Bad Advice Rabbit (@badadvicerabbit) April 24, 2017
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Bring Your Racist Grandfather To School Day #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Kristian Carter (@KRISTIANTCARTER) April 24, 2017
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"No Shariah for Queen, no Hijab for Queen. This is our England."#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/7qWaF2ojAs
— Bilal Mahmood (@bilalmahmooduk) April 24, 2017
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A ban on foreign foods, just good British food like pizza and kebabs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— James Cleverley (@JamesCleverley1) April 24, 2017
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Anyone returning from abroad with a suntan will be held in custody until faded and they can rejoin white society. #SuggestapolicyforUKIP
— Gerry Shields (@RedGerry) April 24, 2017
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Ban ready-grated cheese to make Britain grate again #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Quint (@QuintUK) April 24, 2017
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All passenger airplanes to have two right wings #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Chris (@AndrewsC1973) April 24, 2017
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Ban French Toast. British toast for British people. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— ☠Rayray ☠ (@rach__hell) April 24, 2017
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#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP get a leader who is elected as an MP
— Parveen Agnihotri (@Parveen_Comms) April 24, 2017
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French and German lessons in schools replaced by teaching pupils to speak English slowly and loudly to foreigners #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Dan Holden (@danrholden) April 24, 2017
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@WillBlackWriter All homes will watch British 70s sitcoms from 7 to 8pm every night to enforce stereotypes. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Surrounded by Idiots (@dect69) April 24, 2017
Do YOU have any suggestions?
