The first round of voting in the race for the French Presidency is on Sunday, and if you don’t know the difference between the one that looks a bit like Michelle Collins and the one that looks like the groom’s brother at an estate agent’s wedding, then worry no more – here’s our guide to the main candidates.
By Nathaniel Tapley.
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