The shocking discovery was made after the ‘strong odour of ale and fags’ was reported coming from part of the ceiling.
“It makes perfect sense,” said Farage. “Instead of getting a cab from my modest £4 million house in Chelsea to the BBC every day, I thought I’d just live there so I could immediately spout off some bollocks whenever they needed me to pretend to be the voice of the people.”
“We had to coax him out with a pint of Fursty Ferret and 20 Benson & Hedges,” said one BBC source.
“Good job we found him when we did – it seems he was living off a diet that consisted of nothing more than Mini Cheddars and bigotry. Hopefully now he’ll try and run as an MP for the eighth time and find a new burrow to live in”