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So Farage isn’t standing as an MP – as he’s told the Telegraph:

A ridiculous statement. He’s lost 7 times.

7 times. And never won once.

And of course people have rightly been taking the piss. Here’s the best bits.

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Source: https://twitter.com/thhamilton/status/855125888589058049

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But as says @Grayinglasgow says “Nigel Farage will not stand as a candidate in #GE17. He doesn’t need to anymore. The Tories are doing Ukip’s work for them now.”

Breaking News: Every aspect of this attempt to tap a beer keg can be considered a glorious failure

 

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