So what’s your Guardian name, then?

We like this by @poundstoremike, inspired by a byline in the Guardian.

Your Guardian name is: a member of your favourite English pop rock group, a misspelt town in Cornwall and what your parents consider you. pic.twitter.com/mK2htDcBUQ

— Jonathan (@poundstoremike) April 12, 2017

Here are some of our favourite replies so far.

I'm Maurice Redrutt-Sinner

— Jonathan (@poundstoremike) April 12, 2017

@poundstoremike Thom Pennzants-Mistake

— SCOTT (@scottwilks) April 12, 2017

@poundstoremike @twlldun Damon Penance-Wastrel

— Mark Worgan 🇪🇺 (@worgztheowl) April 12, 2017

@jenbren1976 @poundstoremike Guess mine would probably be Jarvis Trooro-Secretlygay

— Jim (@riddickolous) April 12, 2017

But what’s this?

@poundstoremike @twlldun His father George worked for the Telegraph, which may undermine your theory.

— Cazique of Poyais (@distantcities) April 12, 2017

Figures.