Trump: can remember what cake he was eating when he launched missiles, just not which country he attacked
There’s so much to enjoy in this Donald Trump interview on Fox News, we almost don’t know where to start.
Here he is, salivating over the “most beautiful piece of chocolate cake” he was eating during his dinner with the Chinese premier when he “launched 59 missiles heading towards Iraq”.
“You mean Syria?” corrects the interviewer.
“Yes, headed towards Syria.”
.@POTUS tells @MariaBartiromo he told President Xi about the Missile strikes over "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake." pic.twitter.com/vPLu7ZhxbR
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) April 12, 2017
Let’s hope he got it right when he told President Xi over that chocolate cake. No wonder his Chinese counterpart asked him to tell him twice.
The so-called president was especially excited that all 59 missiles hit the target.
“All of which hit by the way, unbelievable, from hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing. So incredible. It’s brilliant, it’s genius.”
Just imagine that – missiles that hit the target! Good to know, Mr President.
Leading the free world – it’s a piece of cake.
.@POTUS tells @MariaBartiromo he told President Xi about the Missile strikes over "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake." pic.twitter.com/vPLu7ZhxbR
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) April 12, 2017
Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking. pic.twitter.com/TYfqXXDeCZ
— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) April 12, 2017
"We've just launched 59 missiles headed toward Iraq…"
"You mean Syria?"
"Headed toward Syria.'https://t.co/1hTDf6IgHM— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) April 12, 2017
