People on Twitter were asked to #badlyexplainyourjob. Here are 17 of the best
It turns out that when you try to badly explain your job, it can have some quite unintended results…
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I’ve married many men, and I know where all the bodies are buried #badlyexplainyourjob
— Nancy Goodrich (@revgoodrich) March 31, 2017
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Insisting on silence to respect the fallen trees #badlyexplainyourjob
— BPP Library Services (@BPPLibrary) March 31, 2017
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@Damian_Roland After kids tell me where it hurts, I push on the part that hurts while asking if it hurts #badlyexplainyourjob
— Chris Merritt (@Chris__Merritt) March 30, 2017
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I make people smile and then I shoot them. Occasionally I flash at them as well – #badlyexplainyourjob
— Gill Prince (@GillPrincePhoto) March 31, 2017
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I knock people out #badlyexplainyourjob
— carolyn johnston (@DrCJohn) March 31, 2017
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#badlyexplainyourjob Prooof Reeder
— darren finkle (@dazfink) March 31, 2017
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I stick needles into people until it doesn’t hurt anymore! #badlyexplainyourjob
— Dr Amit Pawa (@amit_pawa) March 30, 2017
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I help people create meaning (whilst also reminding them that all meaning is constructed & the universe meaningless).
#badlyexplainyourjob— Dr Adam James Smith (@elementaladam) March 31, 2017
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#badlyexplainyourjob I shout at people I don’t know in darkened rooms.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) March 31, 2017
