34 times “Grumpy Skeletor” was the funniest Twitter account in the world
“He-Man is a dick” writes @GrumpySkeletor in an increasingly popular Twitter account with more than 100,000 followers.
The joke is a good one, and here it is 34 times – each better than the last.
1.
Highlight of my day had to be when I called He-Man a massive shitbiscuit and then escaped on my jet pack. pic.twitter.com/NAIOD9Tv5j
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 6, 2016
2.
Busy day shooting my 2016 calendar. pic.twitter.com/e3YF96P5sj
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 16, 2015
3.
Just asked He-Man what his favourite sitcom is. He replied 'Mrs Brown's Boys' so I had no option but to throw him out of the fucking window. pic.twitter.com/5N9oaI3IT6
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 1, 2017
4.
He-Man is waiting for a bus, but they don't run on bank holidays.
Not going to tell him though, as he's an arsehole pic.twitter.com/gUMNL0WBQe
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 29, 2016
5.
After seeing Donald Trump yesterday morning, Nigel Farage popped over to Snake Mountain to spend some time with another evil overlord. pic.twitter.com/L7KsD0wGxo
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 14, 2016
6.
Worst Bee Gee tribute act ever. pic.twitter.com/gYBed1GjKT
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 5, 2015
7.
I can't be bothered to go out today so instead I've used magic to appear before He-Man and call him a stupid fanny. pic.twitter.com/Gx49QmmXrU
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 4, 2016
8.
Well. This is awkward. pic.twitter.com/HFOITjgYQx
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 19, 2015
9.
In 1999 Noel Edmonds was so upset at the cancellation of House Party that he did a big shit in the Blue Peter pond. pic.twitter.com/YXV9z28gfZ
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 5, 2015
10.
He-Man's outside, totally drunk. He's calling me a "skull-faced wanker" and he's trying to get in. pic.twitter.com/B84d8WCRv0
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
11.
Not sure how your day went today but I spent most of mine being chased by a fucking comet. pic.twitter.com/OchFKfU2Mm
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 8, 2017
13.
Honestly I don't think there's anything He-Man wouldn't stick his dick in. pic.twitter.com/PVCZPH7cO7
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) December 2, 2015
14.
Couldn't be bothered to try to capture Castle Grayskull today so I stayed in and watched Bargain Hunt, ate some biscuits and had a big wank. pic.twitter.com/ypPmIqzyzN
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 2, 2017
15.
And it's me that gets labelled the bad guy. pic.twitter.com/LqGLri5MLz
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 13, 2016
16.
Just called He-Man a fanny and he's fucking LIVID. pic.twitter.com/w2kMbA6Iq7
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 18, 2015
17.
I forgot that Greggs doesn't open until 10am on a Sunday and now I've got to wait here for an hour like a right twat pic.twitter.com/jUC57eLGrY
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 20, 2016
18.
Finally spent the Primark gift voucher I got for Christmas. pic.twitter.com/b5jlJWizql
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 4, 2016
19.
Only one small rock in the whole of this canyon, and it's no surprise which bellend trips over it. pic.twitter.com/t3vCib5xug
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 18, 2015
20.
That awkward moment when you get caught staring longingly at a load of trees that look like cocks. pic.twitter.com/bV81gIl04O
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 24, 2017
21.
Despite obviously being two completely different people, it's a bit weird that both Prince Adam and He-Man like to have sex with boulders. pic.twitter.com/FCGK7NVwE8
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 19, 2017
22.
Just turned up at Castle Grayskull to beat up He-Man and, despite asking if he needed to go before we left, Mer-Man now needs to take a shit pic.twitter.com/KcaxSAzyx8
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 3, 2017
23.
That feeling you get when you ask Beast Man to get some chocolate from Londis and he returns with a fucking Caramac. pic.twitter.com/T9b6nRiapt
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 15, 2016
24.
I can confirm that Bumholeman is at Snake Mountain undergoing a medical. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/fFL2vDDbxO
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 31, 2016
25.
I never quite know what to do with my arms when I'm having my photo taken. pic.twitter.com/7e3Cvbw48Q
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 7, 2015
26.
Just lent Man-At-Arms 50p to go on the spaceship outside Tesco. pic.twitter.com/hgCJ1AkABN
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) May 8, 2015
27.
That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge and catch He-Man sending pictures of his dick on snapchat again. pic.twitter.com/V0F1chdk1D
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 10, 2016
28
Just walked in on these two playing Soggy Biscuit. pic.twitter.com/AIbJ6eITsk
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 9, 2016
29.
Trap Jaw has just wiped his arse with the wrong hand again. pic.twitter.com/kvIniffBCL
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 29, 2016
30.
This is not normal. pic.twitter.com/CRrTaHkjFD
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
31.
I'm going to reboot Masters of the Universe but this time call it The Amazing Adventures of Skeletor and Some Massively Annoying Twats. pic.twitter.com/fHAIc1DDjz
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 19, 2017
32.
That awkward moment when you get an untimely erection and try to cover it up with your hand. pic.twitter.com/QLj9brkk7t
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) May 14, 2016
33.
Beast Man thought that 'bukakke' was the Japanese word for 'birthday'. It's not. Worst party EVER. pic.twitter.com/xJedAKJC3u
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 3, 2017
34.
Dear diary,
He-Man was a massive twat today.
The end. pic.twitter.com/3nmMBYyNmo
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) October 9, 2015
