Trump’s son-in-law wants to build a skyscraper that looks like a big glass dong

The family of Jared Kushner, advisor and son-in-law of Donald Trump, wants to extend their New York building to make it a 1,400ft skyscraper. And it’s not exactly subtle, as big glass lengths built by men who are clearly overcompensating for something go…

Kushner planning to change name from 666 Fifth to 660 Fifth. Tough to market that mark-of-the-beast thing. https://t.co/yCb70QHKbr pic.twitter.com/hFnm2ZUwe5

— Peter Grant (@PeterGrantwsj) March 21, 2017

But did people on social media take the piss? Why are you even asking?

@PeterGrantwsj His architects probably had to bone up on their skills.

— Blobert (@blobert) March 21, 2017

@nycjim @WSJ That…is not subtle. Freud would be done with this case study in about .5 seconds.

— eli friedmann (@eligit) March 21, 2017

Eternal symbol of Kushner/Trump dynasty, looming over Manhattan like a Swarovski phallus https://t.co/HpcE9j38cy

— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) March 21, 2017

Given the design and street number, I shall call it "The Devil's Dildo." https://t.co/YhsVev1zJj

— Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) March 21, 2017

@PeterGrantwsj From an engineering perspective, erections like this are difficult to maintain.

— Blobert (@blobert) March 21, 2017

It wasn’t just a big glass and steel boner that it reminded people of.

appropriate that Jared Kushner would erect a giant middle finger.https://t.co/lyBDl1TgJn

— Rob Flaherty (@Rob_Flaherty) March 21, 2017

Less hardon, and more Sauron.

@PeterGrantwsj Here’s the final concept. pic.twitter.com/AOIe9YHH7F

— Grok (@Groked) March 21, 2017

@PeterGrantwsj I think I’ve seen that before. pic.twitter.com/wLs2lImdnZ

— Marika Shaub (@marikatogo) March 21, 2017

Well, at least we know the roof of the building will be the ideal location for a showdown with Gozer.