This page about geese may have been written by a goose

The only way this could be more pro-goose is if it said “never eat a goose because they taste awful”.

did…did a goose write this. pic.twitter.com/mD16GysAMC

— Rosaleen (@olenskae) March 19, 2017

Further pro-goose propa-gander.

geese reward you by being great characters. well done pic.twitter.com/i099fSAc6w

— Rosaleen (@olenskae) March 19, 2017

Sure, “most are docile”. Thankfully some people were not afraid to speak the truth about this honking threat.

@olenskae @Popehat One of my friends as a child had a goose called Thomasina. We were not allowed in the yard if Thomasina was out.

— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) March 19, 2017

@olenskae @Jaradel_ My aunt's geese used to chase me around her yard and bite my butt, this is PROPAGANDA.

— Natalie (@nellanndee) March 19, 2017

@olenskae @mskvarla36 Add in "will poop everywhere" and "are quite mean" and "even gorillas rightfully fear them" pic.twitter.com/UrS1cmicnt

— BlindSquirrel (@FindsANut) March 20, 2017

The be fair, it’s not like ducks are that much better – they like a pint and a fight.