His new album’s out today, so here’s 20 times Ed Sheeran hit peak Ed Sheeran
1.
Get pitta bread, get chicken nuggets, put the nuggets in the pitta bread, put some ketchup in. You’re welcome
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) July 12, 2014
2.
the shaving foam was in the same size and shape tube as the toothpaste. i just brushed my teeth with shaving foam
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) June 20, 2012
3.
It upsets me when restaurants think they are too good for ketchup. No one is too good for ketchup. Ketchup is too good for you.
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 16, 2013
4.
I’m glad I live in a world where my kitten has 63,000 followers on twitter
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) February 1, 2014
5.
I’m about that cheese and cracker life. Put a grape on it
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) December 23, 2014
6.
Met my waxwork at Madame Tussaud, he didn’t say much but he’s got a bulge so it’s all good https://t.co/Pe9iB8s0Bu
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) May 28, 2015
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Shaving makes me go from 24 to 12 real quick
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) April 25, 2015
9.
I’m all for a healthy salad but pizza and chips is the way forward, if I get chubby at least I enjoyed myself in the process
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 3, 2010
10.
Eating all the chocolate in the mini bar
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) November 25, 2014
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12.
Eating Doritos at 6am #dippin‘
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) December 1, 2014
13.
When you stub your little toe on the way to the shower, nah
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 20, 2014
14.
If anyone says ‘question?’ to you and the first you do isn’t break into singing Destinys Child, we can’t be friends
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) June 10, 2015
15.
Some IDIOTS out there I swear, wouldn’t know music even if it was a half naked gorrilla in a tutu licking there ear and saying ‘i’m music’
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) November 11, 2010
16.
‘are you ed sheenan?’ – ‘well, technically, no. ‘
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) May 24, 2011
17.
This is my final thing I’m releasing for a while. Bad news if you like me, great news if you don’t. We cater for everyone at SheeranCorp
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) September 24, 2015
18.
GQ worst dressed 2012 to 2016 cover, i am wearing a hoodie as i type this #inspiration #hashtag
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) January 26, 2017
19.
A very Ed Sheeran headline in the Guardian this week.
20. And the time he went on Graham Norton and didn’t recognise his best mate in the red chair
