KFC is trolling clean eaters with a cauliflower burger made with kale and an ‘ice cube relish’
First up the “clean eating” burger, in collaboration with Poppleton-Rice.
Coming Monday: the #KFCcleaneating Burger – made in collaboration with @figgypop_rice pic.twitter.com/EjFCnNx6NY
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) February 23, 2017
Yum? Figgy’s Twitter account was only registered this month, and the tweets so far suggest a not-so-subtle attempt at taking the (no doubt very pure) piss out of clean eaters and Instagram foodies.
Hashtag textured-background selfie! #Foodie #LOL #Cooking #Mealtime #Tiles pic.twitter.com/9jXjFg3m2p
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 23, 2017
For #dinner tonight: carrots, parsnips, broccoli, assorted stalks (all #raw), banana (mashed). Served with chopsticks (wooden).#Vegetables pic.twitter.com/1hj95qJGe9
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 23, 2017
Thinking of getting a #tattoo of this. What do you guys think? #FiggyismOfTheDay #Inspo #Motivation pic.twitter.com/zh5jHFiNi6
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 22, 2017
You can literally have my Bit-on-the-side #Salad on the side of literally anything#Spinach #FoodPorn #Yummy #Yum pic.twitter.com/P4XO0k9Ysz
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 22, 2017
Time to stock up on some loose-fitting monochrome garments!#Shopping #BloggerLife #Inspo pic.twitter.com/hsmtVXv4xu
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 21, 2017
My dairy alternative milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #CleanEating #Diva #DairyFree #Wellness pic.twitter.com/5y3xN0uKSD
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 21, 2017
#FiggyFact: Kale tastes better out of decorative porcelain. #KaleLife #CleanEating #Recipe #Inspo pic.twitter.com/KCGlhACMwq
— Figgy Poppleton-Rice (@figgypop_rice) February 21, 2017
Though it seems the joke has gone over the heads of most people.
@KFC_UKI pic.twitter.com/6Mvvufi3up
— Josh Stein (@steinekin) February 24, 2017
What the fuck is ice cube relish? Is that just water?
— Andrew (@Truly_Defective) February 23, 2017
@Ken_DeMange @KFC_UKI @figgypop_rice I thought it was a joke but it's a month too early for April fools. Breaking the law selling that.
— Christopher Wardle (@BIBSTEROASIS) February 23, 2017
@KFC_UKI How could you betray us like this.
— Chris Terry (@CJTerry) February 23, 2017
@KFC_UKI @figgypop_rice this cannot be real! Looks absolutely fucking crap!!!
— JRIV (@takeahikebozo) February 23, 2017
