Weird World

Reporter excitedly live tweets a bull on the loose in New York

There was a bull on the loose in Queens, New York, yesterday – and thanks to the magic of social media we got some thrilling live coverage of this very important story.

First up was NBC reporter Bradd Jaffy providing live coverage and lots of exclamation marks.

Apparently the bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, before running wild through the suburbs.

Fuck the police.

Then a well-meaning bystander got involved!!!!!!!

Sadly the joy was short lived, because you can only outrun the slaughterhouse for so long…

Although maybe it was for the best, as the streets of New York are no place for this kind of bovine terror threat.

Either way, it proved to be a gripping story for the media.

RIP Queens Bull.