Swipe left/right

So, comedian Holly Walsh was surprised – as you would be – when a bloke texted her an unsolicited picture of his dick.

“Please don’t show this to anyone,” he said, when she revealed his mistake.

So she talked about it in front of, oooh, about 2 million people on Channel 4’s Eight out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

First she corrected him on his grammar.

The she recreated his genitals with pork products.

To which she added some other stuff.

By which time he was really freaked out. As you would be.

So imagine how he felt when he saw this.

It’s Lisa we feel sorry for.

You can watch the whole story for yourself here.

Breaking News: Hollywood Boulevard gets a life-size gold Kanye West Jesus statue

 

Trending Now

  1. News
    Ex-Disney sculptor crowdfunds mass production of a naked Trump troll doll
  2. Pics
    35 funny notes left at work that can only be described as “office shenanigans”
  3. News
    Storm Doris hits Britain. It’s wheelie bin windy
  4. Popular
    If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world
  5. News
    This cyclist’s response to being abused by a white van man will make you gasp
« Swipe navigation »