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So, comedian Holly Walsh was surprised – as you would be – when a bloke texted her an unsolicited picture of his dick.

“Please don’t show this to anyone,” he said, when she revealed his mistake.

So she talked about it in front of, oooh, about 2 million people on Channel 4’s Eight out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

First she corrected him on his grammar.

The she recreated his genitals with pork products.

To which she added some other stuff.

By which time he was really freaked out. As you would be.

So imagine how he felt when he saw this.

It’s Lisa we feel sorry for.

You can watch the whole story for yourself here.

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