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The genital climbing wall that’s just made for Donald Trump

Donald Trump once boasted about grabbing women “by the pussy” but in this case he could be forgiven – it’s a climbing wall made up entirely of penises, vulvae, faces, bums and boobs.

Fill yer boots, Mr President!

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Climbing Everest is one thing, but it’s nothing compared to mounting this lot.

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It will “eroticise the physicality of climbing for lovers”, according to the people behind it, Bompas & Parr. Probably not ideal for a first date.

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It’s called Grope Mountain and will be, ahem, coming to London and Liverpool next month.

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