The genital climbing wall that’s just made for Donald Trump
Donald Trump once boasted about grabbing women “by the pussy” but in this case he could be forgiven – it’s a climbing wall made up entirely of penises, vulvae, faces, bums and boobs.
Fill yer boots, Mr President!
Climbing Everest is one thing, but it’s nothing compared to mounting this lot.
It will “eroticise the physicality of climbing for lovers”, according to the people behind it, Bompas & Parr. Probably not ideal for a first date.
It’s called Grope Mountain and will be, ahem, coming to London and Liverpool next month.