That’s gotta hurt! 14 of the funniest Twitter comebacks
1. Armando Iannucci v Alastair Campbell
. So @AIannucci OBE joins the Establishment he claims to deride. Malcolm Tucker and I do not approve of honours system
— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 16, 2012
. @campbellclaret It's probably more Establishment to order your army to march into other countries for no reason. Swings and roundabouts.
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) June 16, 2012
@Aiannucci you see, your wit a bit tired and blunt already. Three little letters can have more impact than you realise. Tut tut
— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) June 16, 2012
. @campbellclaret WMD
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) June 16, 2012
2. Rihanna v Celebuzz
Dear Rihanna, you've gone a little too far with this 'outfit' http://t.co/zSKETVkk May be time to class it up and put some clothes on?
— CELEBUZZ (@CELEBUZZ) May 18, 2012
@CELEBUZZ your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 18, 2012
3. Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart v David Cameron
I've been speaking to @BarackObama about the situation in Ukraine. We are united in condemnation of Russia's actions. pic.twitter.com/7Rk2k8iOIK
— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) March 5, 2014
.@David_Cameron @BarackObama Hi guys, I'm on the line now too. Get me up to speed. pic.twitter.com/xhmJG5KpxT
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 5, 2014
.@robdelaney @David_Cameron @BarackObama I'm now patched in as well. Sorry for the delay. pic.twitter.com/elLQcKcV3w
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) March 5, 2014
4. Michael Owen v Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan Please, I beg you, bore off and stop talking about football. Tweet about things you know. Newspapers, Cakes, Doughnuts etc.
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 15, 2012
@piersmorgan Say no more. pic.twitter.com/VrT9oFd1
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 15, 2012
5. Some bloke v Rio Ferdinand
While u guys around the world are out celebrating New Year spare a thought for me please…I'll be in the team hotel sleeping!! #LoveTheGame
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) December 31, 2012
@rioferdy5 will you spare a thought for the rest of the country struggling to make a living while your on 80k a week you fuckin bellend
— Scouse Scouseter (@Scouselikebread) December 31, 2012
6. Danny Zuker v Donald Trump
A friendly heads up. You're using quotation marks wrong. Here's an example of how they work: Trump "doesn't" like hookers to pee on him. pic.twitter.com/MtG2WqCTP2
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) January 14, 2017
7. James Blunt v the world
I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2013
And again
Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013
And again
Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 8, 2014
8. Wayne Rooney v Piers Morgan (again)
No pressure @Persie_Official – but if you leave #Arsenal then I'm going to throw myself off Santa Monica pier in lead weights.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 19, 2011
Hello @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/qR5yS3MY
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) August 17, 2012
9. JK Rowling v Donald Trump
This is why people are calling American businessman, Donald Trump, Lord Voldemort https://t.co/ISFxdK4f7W pic.twitter.com/vYCWdM1j0f
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) December 8, 2015
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 8, 2015
10.Taco Bell v Old Spice
Why is it that "fire sauce" isn't made with any real fire? Seems like false advertising.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) July 9, 2012
@OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) July 9, 2012
11. Ivanka Majic v Donald Trump
"@drgoodspine: @realDonaldTrump @Ivanka Trump is great, a woman with real character and class."
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2017
@realDonaldTrump @drgoodspine And you're a man with great responsibilities. May I suggest more care on Twitter and more time learning about #climatechange. pic.twitter.com/kBMEGZYtig
— Ivanka Majic (@ivanka) January 17, 2017
12. Gary Lineker v Piers Morgan (again)
@GaryLineker_ I currently air in 200 countries/territories – how you getting on? #SmallPondMinnow
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 6, 2012
@piersmorgan
I think the 2 world cups I played in probably edged that— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 6, 2012
And if you’ve still not had enough, here’s another 12 times Piers Morgan – spare a thought for the poor chap – was owned by Gary Lineker on Twitter.
