“Good evening, Variety Bazaar!” Twitter takes giant dump on new name for Glastonbury
Just when you thought 2017 was shaping up to be marginally better than 2016, Michael Eavis reveals the new name for the Glastonbury festival – the Variety Bazaar.
The internet response was universal. If only the Brexit vote had been so clearcut, eh?
"It's going to be called the Variety Bazaar." pic.twitter.com/RWyncxcMlr
— Huw Baines (@huwbaines) January 17, 2017
the fact that Glastonbury is being renamed to the 'variety bazaar' rlly isn't giving me faith in 2017
— han (@hancxmpbell) January 17, 2017
imagine waiting your whole life to headline Glastonbury and then coming out on the Pyramid Stage and having to yell "Hello, Variety Bazaar!"
— Cosmo Godfree (@cosmo_godfree) January 17, 2017
I can only imagine Jools Holland saying the words "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE VARIETY BAZAAR!" and that is not a good thing
— Jamie Milton (@jamiemilton_) January 17, 2017
"IT'S NOT CALLED GLASTONBURY ANYMORE ! IT'S NOW THE VARIETY BAZAAR !" pic.twitter.com/B6p2jmeOG7
— mnrrnt (@Mnrrnt) January 17, 2017
Variety Bazaar sounds like a daytime show on after ‘Doctors' hosted by the ghost of Dale Winton
— Christopher Hooton (@ChristophHooton) January 17, 2017
Let me get this straight: Glastonbury will be moved down to the Midlands and be called The Variety Bazaar?
The fuck are you thinking Eavis?— Faux (@Faux_illusion_) January 17, 2017
"Variety Bazaar" sounds like a Wednesday night ATV show from 1968, hosted by Dickie Henderson… https://t.co/jTC975vcfK
— Lee Thompson (@leethommo) January 17, 2017
It sounds like a festival they'd make up for a Persil ad. https://t.co/XDAT8kJONJ
— Shocko (@shockproofbeats) January 17, 2017
So apparently #Glastonbury is going to be renamed to 'The Variety Bazaar' when it moves location for a year in 2019. pic.twitter.com/D3qKqpPb2m
— CD Pool (@cdpool) January 17, 2017
Glastonbury to be named "The Variety Bazaar" in 2019 is literally worse than any of the news that happened in 2016
— Kandice (@xRockyRaccoon) January 17, 2017
The new name will coincide with the festival’s move away from its traditional home in Worthy Farm, Somerset, in 2019. In fact, it’s full name is a bit longer than “Variety Bazaar”. And even more irritating.
Glastonbury is getting renamed 'The Glastonbury Festival team presents The Variety Bazaar' in 2019 and I canny deal with that
— finmax (@finlaymaxwell) January 17, 2017
