8 bits of wholly fabricated, sensationally ludicrous #FakeTrumpNews

Donald Trump has a bigly problem with fake news now that everyone thinks he bathes in the warm piddlewater of Russian prostitutes – so today you’ve been adding to his problems by inventing some fake Trump news of your own.

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Huge if true.#FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/ZjQ8rS7tZG

— SadfaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) January 12, 2017

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#FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/AW7xBBK2zF

— King Gruntfuttock (@lemora) January 12, 2017

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Trump accuses China of disrespect #FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/44FGZ1uX8U

— Hopeless Surfer (@HopelessSurfer) January 12, 2017

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#FakeTrumpNews This could be the best episode of tattoo fixers ever, in about 2 years. @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/XPwCzMJ2az

— Oonagh (@Okeating) January 12, 2017

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Trump has been passing secret messages to the Russians using a sophisticated system of hand signals. #TrumpFakeNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/2O0HdCLwcc

— Alexis Taylor (@lexistwit) January 12, 2017

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Trump endorses hand binding#FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/W6KACZBDSD

— Suzanne McCusker (@SuzMcC72) January 12, 2017

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#FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/Wp2uap41vh

— Blast With Piss (@BlessedWithPace) January 12, 2017

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Donald Trump is the father of Jedward #FakeTrumpNews @ThePoke pic.twitter.com/q2hUwA7dg0

— JackpotRob (@robinpeyton) January 12, 2017