10 funniest internet comments about *that* alleged Donald Trump “prostitute piss” story
So the world has exploded with people shouting about piss and Donald Trump.
The crux of it is that Buzzfeed has published an intelligence dossier that alleges Trump watched prostitutes urinate on a bed in Russia.
And as @ArielDumas says, “I don’t care if the pee thing is true. All I know is if we tweet enough about it, eventually, he will too” so here’s the best 10.
It's the article by Toby Young in the Spectator defending watching prostitutes piss on each other I'm looking forward to
— rob manuel (@robmanuel) January 10, 2017
*Drinks from 'Liberal Tears' mug*
HOLD ON. THAT'S NOT TEARS#watersportsgate
— Jody Smith (@ToastMaster) January 11, 2017
WikiLeaks takes on a whole meaning tonight, doesn't it?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 11, 2017
I mean, what color did you think the shower was gonna be? pic.twitter.com/vPl3HYNS9m
— Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) January 11, 2017
Trump: Urine Trouble!
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) January 10, 2017
This gives a whole new meaning to trickle-down economics. #GoldenShowers
— Patrick Quaife (@pquaife) January 11, 2017
— Vincent Tigreat (@Tigreat) January 11, 2017
— Simon Hickson (@simonmhickson) January 11, 2017
It could just have been a jellyfish sting
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) January 11, 2017
— Steve Sobel (@steve_sobel) January 11, 2017
And as @garywhitta says, “I think at the end of the day @jack should just pull the plug on Twitter. Go out on a high note. There is no way to top this.”
Bonus Tweets (because quite frankly there are loads of them)
It started out with a piss, how did it end up like this pic.twitter.com/pHTxznrhsb
— Logan (@PlagueLovers) January 11, 2017
Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017
— HappyToast (@IamHappyToast) January 11, 2017
The Oval Office. pic.twitter.com/XKJsU9emc2
— Brian Spilne (@BrianSpanner1) January 11, 2017
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 11, 2017
And there’s more!
"A house divided cannot stand."
"The only thing to fear is fear itself."
"Pee on my face"
— Daniel Kennedy (@aadanielk99) January 11, 2017
Good luck to CBBC's Newsround on covering this story.
— Justin Lewis (@Mumbler3) January 11, 2017
Meryl Streep: I got a Golden Globe
Donald Trump: Yeah?! Well I got a golden- ooh, nice try. Almost had me#goldenshowers
— Dan Nunan (@dansnunan) January 11, 2017
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A MASH-UP OF ALL THE NEWS ANCHORS SAYING "GOLDEN SHOWERS" LATER TONIGHT.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
Donald Trump being into golden showers is the least disgusting thing I've heard about him in months.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) January 11, 2017
If you thought Donald Trump's conversation with Billy Bush on the Access Hollywood bus was lewd, urine for a big surprise.
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) January 11, 2017
"Nothing to fear but fear itself." 1933
"Ask not what your country can do for you." 1961
"I didn't get peed on. I WATCHED them pee." 2017
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
And the final word from the man himself, in 2013.
Remember the golden rule of negotiating: He who has the gold makes the rules.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 21, 2013