Donald Trump’s Tweets re-written to make them sound like they were sent by a grown-up

Poke Staff. Updated January 6th, 2017

President-elect Donald Trump has a very particular style and etiquette when it comes to Tweets – so the account @MatureTrumpTwts rewrites his 140 characters of manbaby wails into something that sounds like it could sent by an adult. Here are some of our favourites.

I will not be commenting about the hacks until I have heard the full intel briefing. It's important to have the facts before weighing in. https://t.co/aHMo0obmaH

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) January 4, 2017

Happy New Year to all, including my many opponents who fought hard for what they believe. May 2017 bring us unity, peace, harmony and love. https://t.co/WtTDpqcnuU

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 31, 2016

As 2016 closes, may we put aside our differences, find warmth & comfort w/family and friends – & come together for the America we all want. https://t.co/LY6cxVkblF

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 24, 2016

Reflective & solemn thinking of the great men who came before me. This inauguration is about the American people. I'm moved to be part of it https://t.co/ZvJ0XgJ2qn

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 23, 2016

ANY hint of election tampering by foreign govts MUST be investigated. Democracy rests on election integrity. Anything less is unacceptable! https://t.co/Drj8g7o3tw

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 10, 2016

Humbled by this responsibility. So much to learn about geopolitics. Next 45 days is all briefings, learning, truly getting ready to lead. https://t.co/6r9LmNn5Bw

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 3, 2016

Keeping ALL safe is my 1st priority. The recent attack is a sobering reminder of the threats we face. Ultimately we're all immigrants here. https://t.co/dj8RQ7FwUP

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) November 30, 2016

I've spent the past 40 yrs being the boss. That will now change. You the American people will be my boss & I look forward to working for you

— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 2, 2016

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