This article about two cars parked ‘very close’ to each other is local news at its best

When you work for a local newspaper and the big story of the day is that two cars are parked within inches of each other, you have to make the best of it.

Local news…the last two paragraphs are surely journalism at its very best pic.twitter.com/aCz6gYCwuX

— Adam Hart (@AdamHartScience) January 5, 2017

Here are some more mundane articles published in local newspapers, including one about a coat in a tree and a photo of a curious blob.