Piers Morgan doesn’t think we should call Trump a “man baby”, so here are some alternatives

Piers Morgan doesn’t think Brits should be referring to Donald Trump as a “man-baby” – luckily, plenty of people have been suggesting some excellent alternative names for the President-elect.

Calling the next President of the United States a 'man-baby' probably isn't the best thing for Brits to be doing. https://t.co/5JughL55wU

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 22, 2016

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.@piersmorgan He's a permatanned fuckwit with the mind of an onanistic thirteen year old and brain of a fungus. Next.

— The Word Rabbit (@TheWordRabbit) December 22, 2016

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@TheWordRabbit @piersmorgan "man baby" is a no go. What about "mouth breathing wank sock"?

— HCKYTMPR (@CATHDISCBTON) December 22, 2016

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@piersmorgan @GaryLineker

Yeah. We're better than that

Wankpuffin or Shitgibbon please

— Steve Corney (@StevieCC) December 22, 2016

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@StevieCC @piersmorgan @GaryLineker Fucklemur. Cocklizard. Arsedonkey. Fannymonkey. Dickkangaroo. Twatdolphin.

— Marco Casablanca (@old_pyjamas) December 22, 2016

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@old_pyjamas @StevieCC @piersmorgan @GaryLineker
Twitler
Orange Foolius
FerretTop
Mousse-olini
King Con
Putin's Puppy
Herr Furor
Don the Con

— Juan Abbé (@Juan_Abbe) December 23, 2016

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@piersmorgan @GaryLineker We tend to call him Fuckface von Clownstick.

— arembooks (@arembooks) December 22, 2016

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.@piersmorgan @GaryLineker @realDonaldTrump I agree; let's go with massive pale orange wankerchief instead. No point in pussyfooting.

— James Sharp (@drumting) December 22, 2016

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@piersmorgan @GaryLineker

What, you prefer 'tiny fingered, cheeto faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon'?

— CustardCrossword (@wordbird67) December 22, 2016