It’s all kicking off in Oxford today
Momentous news in Oxford today, after the brave men and women of the Thames Valley police had to confront a swan.
Breaking news – police officers have surrounded a Swan in Worcester Street. Yes. A swan. More as we get it.
— Oxford Mail (@TheOxfordMail) December 23, 2016
@TheOxfordMail pic.twitter.com/CqQ277wa4s
— Ben Snellgrove (@snellgrove_) December 23, 2016
@TheOxfordMail Why can't they get a turkey like everyone else?
— QuietAndy (@amwilson30) December 23, 2016
The Oxford Mail reports that the swan escaped from the Worcester College lake and was then hit by a car – police then used a ‘swan harness’ to get the bird into the swan ambulance and off to see a vet.
“It’s been taken to the vet to be checked over and will then hopefully be returned to the college lake,” said Her Majesty the Queen, who really fucking loves swans.
