If you remove the context from New York Time’s articles it sounds like someone having an emotional breakdown

NYT Minus Context posts phrases from New York Times’s without any context, they says, “All Tweets Verbatim From New York Times content. Not Affiliated with the New York Times.”

And the thing is, it sounds like someone live tweeting their emotional breakdown, so here’s 21 tweets with the NYT sliding increasingly into a dark, dark place.

1.

hope — in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary — that things will get better

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 9, 2016

2.

I have to ask: What is the point

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 29, 2016

3.

everything is terrible, but everything is also funny

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) May 31, 2016

4.

I’m never going to be upset again, and I will never suffer and I will never miss anybody and I don’t want any memories about anything

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) September 20, 2016

5.

cool, poised and intelligent except on those occasions when she crumbles to the floor

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) April 14, 2016

6.

worried constantly about making mistakes, which, it turned out, did not prevent them

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) September 23, 2016

7.

Witches, Sluts, Feminists

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) December 7, 2016

8.

it’s the end

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 9, 2016

9.

10.

observant and compassionate and often confused and filled with self-doubt

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) September 11, 2016

11.

human-shaped and sad

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) August 11, 2016

12.

funny yet plump with existential dread

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) October 9, 2016

13.

it’s impossible to not feel like there’s something wrong

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 12, 2016

14.

things happen, because, you know, life is pain

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) May 4, 2016

15.

bed. It’s my natural habitat

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) August 28, 2016

16.

just another millennial with an identity crisis

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) March 9, 2016

17.

It’s weird being both young and old at the same time

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) June 28, 2016

18.

we are all dying all the time

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 21, 2016

19.

if I’m not worried, I don’t feel alive

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) November 7, 2016

20.

I have a fairly thin grip on reality to begin with

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) September 9, 2016

21.

how confusing it is to be human

— NYT Minus Context (@NYTMinusContext) October 17, 2015

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