The “alt-right” wants people to boycott Star Wars because they just realised that they’re the Galactic Empire

Poke Staff. Updated December 9th, 2016

The US “alt-right” (or racists, or Nazis, or neo-Nazis, depending on your preferred term) is now demanding a boycott of the new Star Wars film Rogue One because it has an “anti-white agenda” – i.e it features people of different ethnic backgrounds and a woman fighting a facist dictatorship.

Naturally this has been met with lots of piss-taking…

SMH: It's pretty much unanimous. This is how the US looks to the rest of the galaxy: #DumpStarWars pic.twitter.com/utlT0FYoip

— rootwoman123 (@rootwoman123) December 9, 2016

#DumpStarWars is hilarious bc it's not about some new revelation, just them right now suddenly getting that the bad guys represent Nazis

— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) December 9, 2016

A long time ago,
In a galaxy far away, #DumpStarWars happened.
And the galaxy shrugged.#TheResistance pic.twitter.com/bUvqJlBWDU

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) December 9, 2016

Imagine seeing your KKK-endorsed candidate win the presidency then feeling offended cos a children's film thinks Nazis are bad #DumpStarWars

— Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa) December 9, 2016

You all do understand that the bad guys' army have been called "storm troopers" since the 1970s, right? #DumpStarWars pic.twitter.com/cVFCD3mYJQ

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) December 9, 2016

I've seen #RogueOne& there aren't any allusions to Trump but this new character Cheetodust McDaughtergroper was pretty cool. #DumpStarWars

— Ryan McEachern (@ryan_mceachern) December 9, 2016

#DumpStarWars because it took the right wing almost 40 years to figure out what an allegory is.

— SanMartin Garcia (@sanmartin_96) December 9, 2016

If Star Wars — an obvious allegory about Nazism — feels like an attack on your candidate, the problem isn’t with Star Wars… #DumpStarWars

— David Slack (@slack2thefuture) December 9, 2016

Awe, you Trumpets are so cute when you're angry… #DumpStarWars pic.twitter.com/v6qukBLAHq

— CK (@charley_ck14) December 9, 2016

So far since they won, the "we don't need safe spaces" party has boycotted a play, a cereal brand and a movie for being mean. #DumpStarWars

— Andrew idell (@AndrewIdell) December 9, 2016

Wait til these #DumpStarWars people find out about Indiana Jones. pic.twitter.com/bLr34E5PU7

— Patrick Shirley (@1PatrickShirley) December 9, 2016

#DumpStarWars trump fans are triggered pic.twitter.com/gPkwqMcGx0

— Ben Sharples (@The_RealFinch) December 9, 2016

We should all #DumpStarWars!
As this picture proves, it's full of anti-Trump propaganda. pic.twitter.com/OiBaCsdSxf

— Donald Trump's Diary (@Donalds_Diary) December 9, 2016

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