8 ways to get a good deal, the David Davis way

Brexit secretary David Davis has suggested the UK could pay to get access to the single market. It’s a stunning idea, and has inspired other people to come up with some other great money saving schemes using Davis’ impeccable logic.

1.

David Davis wanted to leave Netflix but then secured a special deal where he pays them £7.49 a month in return for access to their content.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) December 1, 2016

2.

David Davis won't pay for a Spotify account… but he'd pay a tenner a month to tape the top 40 onto a cassette once a week #DavidDavisLogic

— David Willcocks (@dave_willcocks) December 1, 2016

3.

Inspired by David Davis, I've just paid my fare to the bus driver and told him I'll run behind the bus until it gets to my destination.

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) December 1, 2016

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#DavidDavisLogic

David Davis thinks £40 to fly to France is a bit expensive so spent £40,000,000,000 on a replica of Paris in his garden

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) December 1, 2016

5.

We do not want to buy a car but we would be willing to pay towards it so someone else can drive us wherever they are going #DavidDavisLogic

— Dan (@Dan_Of_Iniquity) December 1, 2016

6.

#DavidDavisLogic He doesn't want to order a starter as he's on a diet, but ends up eating half of yours & says he'll take care of the tip.

— Kabarett Spielraum (@spielraum) December 1, 2016

7.

David Davis won't pay Royal Mail for a stamp for his letter – he'd rather pay £10 petrol to drive it there himself #DavidDavisLogic

— Caroline Williams (@caro20005) December 1, 2016

8.

There's hard Brexit, soft Brexit and then there's David Davis Brexit where we stand outside of the house but pay for the heating anyway.

— Johnathan Ho (@its_john_ho) December 1, 2016