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They’ve f**ked around with Toblerone bars and people are furious

Toblerone’s distinctive triangular chocolate chunks are being changed by the scumbag US multinational that owns the brand and people are absolutely livid.

We all thought Donald Trump might be the biggest threat in North America, but no – Mondelez International has increased the gap between the peaks to reduce the weight of the bars due to a rise in the cost of ingredients. Twitter had a few things to say to these Toblerone-touching arseholes.

It looks like something else now.

How did it come to this? There was an outpouring of grief.

In summary:

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UPDATE: There is one positive aspect to this situation.