“Trump Book Report” explains classic literature in the style of the Donald
During last night’s third and thankfully final presidential debate the hashtag #TrumpBookReport was born, which describes various works of literature in the signature style of Donald Trump. This is what got the ball rolling…
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
And here are some of our favourites. They’re such great favourites. The best favourites. Such tremendous favourites.
Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Callie (@calliembush) October 20, 2016
Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
Hilary had 30 years To Kill A Mockingbird, and she failed. A disaster! I know mockingbirds, I'll launch a sneak attack #TrumpBookReport
— Dean Nimbly (@Dean_Nimbly) October 20, 2016
Alice is hot. Maybe in ten years I will be dating her. Just grab her by the Cheshire Cat. Make Wonderland Great Again! #TrumpBookReport
— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) October 20, 2016
Great expectations? Not as great as my expectations. My expectations are tremendous. The best expectations. #trumpbookreport
— Ewan Tant (@CheTantos) October 20, 2016
I love prejudice, I have the best prejudice. The way Elizabeth treats George Wickham, it's very sad. Nasty woman. #TrumpBookReport
— The Liberal Elite (@rickburin) October 20, 2016
Anne Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren't caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport
— Jake Turx (@JakeTurx) October 20, 2016
Terrific book. God's a great author. 7 or 8 Commandments I could definitely agree with. The others I'd like to renegotiate #TrumpBookReport
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) October 20, 2016
Moby Dick. Great whale. Tremendous whale. I respect the guy. He says good things about me, I say good things about him #TrumpBookReport
— Eternal Jared Rosen (@notquitefrodo) October 20, 2016
Look, I don't know Voldemort. He said nice things about me. If we got along with the Death Eaters, wouldn't be so bad. #TrumpBookReport
— big nose betty (@mayapraff) October 20, 2016
Lord of the rings? I have so many rings. All the rings. If I'm elected, we'll have so many rings you'll be tired of rings. #TrumpBookReport
— Jeff Chu (@jeffchu) October 20, 2016
@AntonioFrench #TrumpBookReport Those lambs were so silent because let me tell you, no one respects lambs like Buffalo Bill does. NoBODY
— George But a Ghost (@GRohac) October 20, 2016
@AntonioFrench Lemme tell you about the Lord of the Flies. He's a loser. If I'm Lord, I'll have the best flies. The fliest flies.
— Eddie Babadook (@eddyapplesauce) October 20, 2016