Best headline we’ve seen for a while…

The WNYT13 news channel in New York reports that Michael Orchard had mixed LSD with cough medicine before smashing his way into a house and when police turned up, they found him standing triumphantly in the street outside, holding a large white dog.

This is how they told the world.

Source: Reddit

Police further reported that he had driven over yards and through a fence before the ‘rescue’ and had banged on neighbours’ doors to warn them about the imaginary fire.

It’s the thought that counts.
Source: telegraph.co.uk