This Private Eye story has gone viral because it nails Brexit

‘No Major Effect’ From Brexit So Far

THE Office for National Statistics (ONS) says its findings that Brexit has so far had little effect on the UK economy are most likely down to the fact that we haven’t had Brexit yet. “Amazingly, the economy is continuing as if we are still at present a member of the European Union and able to trade tariff-free across the 27 member states,”said an ONS spokesman.

“This is because until Theresa May invokes Article 50, we are still at present a member of the European Union and able to trade tariff-free across member states.

“To put it in more technical terms, the shit hasn’t fan yet, as Theresa May delay turning the fan on long as possible.”

David Miller‘s tweet has gone viral with over 2,000 retweets and likes.

Source: Twitter/@DavidMillerSCO